We did the Butches’ Ball and BY GUM IT WER BLUDDY GORJUS but now it’s time for fem(me)s to have their moment, their perfect moment with us, which is exactly what Martine McCutcheon (high femme) was singing about. Butches may be the backbone but they’d be nothing without a femmeoral artery…to supply oxygen rich blood to the lower half of the body (wink).

Remember, fem(me) comes in many beautiful forms so don’t be a drag just be a queen, let’s all order Lebanese or whatever the f*ck lady gaga (lipstick lesbian) says - and that means that anyone can compete for Femme of the Year and just like last time we have REAL PRIZES (weet-wooo). All you have to do is win one of the three challenges and face off in the final to become a FEMININOMENONONONONON. There will also be four best dressed categories for the finest of femmes competition; Prom Queen (including wedding dresses), No One Knows I’m Queer, Futch and Fem(me) Fatale.

Can you believe we got all the way through that copy without mentioning Jojo or Fletcher? Absolutely wild, anyway we’ve got the return of the most common answer to ‘what’s that smell?’ Sm*ggy M’tchell hosting

DJs:

Game of Flats

Nat from Stereo

Pure Girl

Hu-Sane

Doors: 9pm
Curfew: 1am
Advance: £9
Door: TBC

Over 18 only